What colognes do you guys wear?

"Frank Grimes" (FrankGrimes) 01/16/2014 at 21:31 • Filed to: colognenik

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I just bought this and I am excited to smell like this stuff.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Frank Grimes 01/16/2014 at 21:32

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I don't.

I'm not French.

Tom McParland > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/16/2014 at 21:33

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I don't

I'm married.

YSI-what can brown do for you > Frank Grimes 01/16/2014 at 21:33

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None, I go all natural.

This may also be why I don't have a girl friend.

Carl (@stuffcarlsays) > Frank Grimes 01/16/2014 at 21:34

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PowderHound > Frank Grimes 01/16/2014 at 21:34

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PanchoVilleneuve ST > Frank Grimes 01/16/2014 at 21:34

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"Uncharted" from Crabtree & Evelyn.

Bandit > Frank Grimes 01/16/2014 at 21:34

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Eau de Chlorine.

Brian Silvestro > Frank Grimes 01/16/2014 at 21:35

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EL_ULY > Frank Grimes 01/16/2014 at 21:35

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Cologne, singular. I believe a man should have 1 signature sent. Me, I've been using RL Polo Double Black since I was a little cookie monster trying to get a piece of that ass. It sticks to the little sexy lady's mind and will forever recognize that scent with me

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Tom McParland 01/16/2014 at 21:36

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I do use Old Spice original aftershave.

Because I'm a man.

Tom McParland > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/16/2014 at 21:37

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The wife likes my Old Spice deoderant.

N/A POWAAAHH > Frank Grimes 01/16/2014 at 21:37

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Don't. I just wear deodorant (of course) and it seems to be less overpowering. I also read on men's health, or some place like it, that not wearing cologne is the way to go.

JustWaitingForAMate > Frank Grimes 01/16/2014 at 21:37

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Burberry Brit.

Polo Black.

Armani Attitude.

There's also a homemade one that smells of cloves that my barber got me hooked on.

Agrajag > Frank Grimes 01/16/2014 at 21:38

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For going on 20 years this is the only odor masking product I use. I am actually frequently asked what type of cologne I'm wearing. Unfortunately it is usually old ladies asking.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Tom McParland 01/16/2014 at 21:39

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The ladies like mine.

On the few occasions that the talk to me.

Bandit > YSI-what can brown do for you 01/16/2014 at 21:40

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Alternative semi-joking theory: You're are too broke to have a girlfriend because you have spent all your income on your car. (That's at least why I'm single)

Leadbull > Tom McParland 01/16/2014 at 21:40

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I use deodorant combined with anti-perspirant. Because I'm extra manly.

fhrblig > Frank Grimes 01/16/2014 at 21:40

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This is what I smell like:

ttyymmnn > Tom McParland 01/16/2014 at 21:41

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Kids these days....

desertdog5051 > Frank Grimes 01/16/2014 at 21:42

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Whatever is floating in the toilet.

ttyymmnn > fhrblig 01/16/2014 at 21:43

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+1, this, recommended, starred, etc.

YSI-what can brown do for you > Bandit 01/16/2014 at 21:43

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You say that as a joke, but that is partial true. My tactic of not talking to women isn't helping either.

CalzoneGolem > Frank Grimes 01/16/2014 at 21:44

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I don't because I am not evil.

ttyymmnn > Frank Grimes 01/16/2014 at 21:44

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Pilsner Urquell.

McMike > Frank Grimes 01/16/2014 at 21:46

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Remember this stuff?

Frank Grimes > fhrblig 01/16/2014 at 21:51

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no bacon?

fhrblig > Frank Grimes 01/16/2014 at 21:51

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That's in the morning.

Tom McParland > ttyymmnn 01/16/2014 at 21:52

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Well played :)

Frank Grimes > YSI-what can brown do for you 01/16/2014 at 21:52

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Awww playing hard to get eh? I did that for most of my life...it works as in being impossible to get because of not giving a crap and being emotionally unavilible etc.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Frank Grimes 01/16/2014 at 21:53

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93 Octane Eau Rouge Carousel Nouvelle Chicane de Corkscrew

Frank Grimes > EL_ULY 01/16/2014 at 21:53

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Can I subscribe to your newsletter?

PRBot II > Frank Grimes 01/16/2014 at 21:54

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Awful name, good smell.

Sn210 > Frank Grimes 01/16/2014 at 21:54

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$kaycog > Frank Grimes 01/16/2014 at 21:54

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Elizabeth Taylor's White Diamonds. I love it.

BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > Frank Grimes 01/16/2014 at 21:54

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I use nothing but my own blood and sweat. On the good days. On the bad days it's my enemies' blood and my womens' sweat.

Wait, what?

YSI-what can brown do for you > Frank Grimes 01/16/2014 at 21:55

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I am not trying to play hard to get. I blame the women, they are really scary.

Frank Grimes > PowderHound 01/16/2014 at 21:55

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olive oil?

Frank Grimes > $kaycog 01/16/2014 at 21:56

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Dang gurl.

The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 > Agrajag 01/16/2014 at 21:56

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I use this too, and the other scent (pure sport?) and it works great.

ki-ki-ki-kia > Frank Grimes 01/16/2014 at 21:56

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Old Spice Fiji

Because smelling like palm trees, sunshine, and FREEDOM is the only way to go. However on occasion I will wear

because it smells so good imo

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > YSI-what can brown do for you 01/16/2014 at 21:57

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they are really scary.

only once a month

Menebrio > Frank Grimes 01/16/2014 at 21:57

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Sorry, that's a secret. But I do recommend you try more than one to see which one sticks to your skin better (or for longer). Also do see how they work when you go out.

PRBot II > ttyymmnn 01/16/2014 at 21:58

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Heartclick.

/old school

YSI-what can brown do for you > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/16/2014 at 21:59

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My friends girlfriend was really bad at that time. Doesn't help that she was A) a religious fanatic and B) a teenager. Either way, we called her El Diablo Rojo when she was raging at everything.

The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 > Frank Grimes 01/16/2014 at 22:01

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Old(smobile) Spice. Just kidding. I wear Brut. Still kidding.

I wear F by Feragamo and The Fragrance by John Varvatos. I alternate cause I don't want to always smell the same. In all seriousness though I do have like a quarter bottle of Micheal Jordan cologne from when it first came out in the 90s. I use it as a car freshener lol

Textured Soy Protein > Frank Grimes 01/16/2014 at 22:02

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I don't wear cologne, but I do use Skin Bracer aftershave, because I shave my head and this stuff tingles and cools down the burn.

Also in the course of google image searching I discovered they used to have some pretty righteous ads.

And also because Jack Palance is the man.

The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 > Brian Silvestro 01/16/2014 at 22:02

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You're in luck!

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Brian Silvestro > The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 01/16/2014 at 22:05

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Ha! That's hilarious. I'll take two bottles of Elon Musk and a bottle of that "Arctic Slut" everyone keeps talking about.

Arben72 > Frank Grimes 01/16/2014 at 22:05

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Polo blue, like a boss.

The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 > Brian Silvestro 01/16/2014 at 22:05

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I love when oppo comes full circle.

Frank Grimes > Frank Grimes 01/16/2014 at 22:05

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They need to make this for cologne for men. I want to smell like a car.

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > fhrblig 01/16/2014 at 22:05

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I was gonna say that that I always smell of new leather, rich mahogany, dark chocolate and fine ale. And bacon.

EL_ULY > Frank Grimes 01/16/2014 at 22:23

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Just listen to your dad and awesome grandpa :]

Devilishprune > fhrblig 01/16/2014 at 22:45

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This is a thing, and it smells awesome.

Santiago of Escuderia Boricua > Frank Grimes 01/16/2014 at 22:46

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Does 93 octane count?

fhrblig > Devilishprune 01/16/2014 at 22:48

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SOLD.

MDP310 > Frank Grimes 01/16/2014 at 23:10

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Yes I buy it because of the batshit insane commercials.

Schnell! > Frank Grimes 01/16/2014 at 23:37

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A dab of 93 oct non-oxy on the neck and a swish of Johnnie Walker Black for a mouth rinse usually does the trick. But if if you're dating a cop stick with listerine and Polo #3.

PowderHound > Frank Grimes 01/16/2014 at 23:39

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Olive oil, motor oil, and gas

Milky > PRBot II 01/17/2014 at 01:27

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This … get compliments on it, so why change?

Milky > Frank Grimes 01/17/2014 at 01:30

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Like Tiny Toy Viper said, dumb name. But I get compliments on it, so it works in my book.

Evan, Pope Of Jalopnik by Self-Appointment > The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 01/17/2014 at 03:04

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Good choices. I think I actually remember that Jordan cologne...I don't remember what it smells like though. Good use for it :p

Evan, Pope Of Jalopnik by Self-Appointment > Frank Grimes 01/17/2014 at 03:32

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Currently that, Ferragamo Pour Homme. It's good...but not quite what I want. It's strange, I have smelled a hundred colognes I love...and yet what I end up with is never what I like. Always too spicy and sharp...I don't mind that, but I'd like something a bit smoother, and, well, I guess manly comes to mind. There's so many choices, honestly my head spins.

505Turbeaux > Agrajag 01/17/2014 at 08:19

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lol I came here to post this exact thing

Frank Grimes > Evan, Pope Of Jalopnik by Self-Appointment 01/17/2014 at 10:49

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I agree. I cannot endure long the cologne counter lady and her constant questions and her arm thrust at me to smell hundreds of different colognes. So I end up buying them at TJ MAXX or ROSS or something and have no idea what it smells like before buying. The one I bought actually knowing what it smelled like was Chanel Blue something something.

I would like to find one scent and make it my signature scent but I cant buy just one I get bored after a while.

Evan, Pope Of Jalopnik by Self-Appointment > Frank Grimes 01/17/2014 at 11:55

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This is exactly....my life. I know exactly what you mean, I do the same thing. I get bored easily as well, so it's almost a struggle to finish one before I find another.

Frank Grimes > Evan, Pope Of Jalopnik by Self-Appointment 01/17/2014 at 12:28

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I am thinking I can give them to homeless people so they can smell fancy.

Evan, Pope Of Jalopnik by Self-Appointment > Frank Grimes 01/17/2014 at 12:34

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Hahaha sounds like a solid idea

Matthew Henry > Frank Grimes 01/18/2014 at 16:53

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Old Spice Original for everyday.
Pinaud Clubman or Pinaud Special Reserve (leather) for special days.